Sunday, May 19, 2013

Masokista part 1 (Shabu pa!)


It was the perfect afternoon in spring. It was the perfect villa on a hill with the most spectacular Tuscan view of the hills and cypress trees under a beautiful cloudy sky. It was the perfect wedding. And I was the perfect idiot/masochist/that bastard who’s now licking his wounds like a dog. Yes, I went to my ex’s wedding.



Pumunta naman ako dun ng walang hard-feelings. We’ve already established in my earlier posts na naka move-on na ako at masaya talaga ako para sa kanya. We’re really friends na lang.

Kung sa ibang tao, hindi na sila pupunta sa wedding ng mga ex nila. One time someone told me na bigayn ko naman daw ng dinity ang sarili ko. But I believe in that if you’re in good terms with your ex and if you both belong in the same church, I guess it is only but civil for an ex-boyfriend to show up.

Okay na sana ‘yun nga lang, hindi maiiwasan ang mga biro at kantsawan ng ibang mga bisita. The most terrible moment was when the minister pronounced the traditional question na kung may tututol pa. Tumayo na nga ako sa pinaka likod pero kukulbitin, sisikuhan at gagawan pa ng song line-up ng mga kanta ng desperado. I wasn’t really pissed off or anything. I was quite cool with it.

Kaya ako ganon, siguro dahil na din sa mga pambababoy at kabalastugan ng ibang taong idinudulot sa akin, na akala mo’y ako na ang nagmamaka-awa na yurakan ang pagkatao ko.

Kaya naman sa mga pagkakataon na iyon eh keri na keri ko lang ang mga biro at pang-aasar. If I had it my way eh aawitin ko pa ang dati naming theme song. Pero baka masira ng todo todo ang araw ng lahat. God knows what I’m capable of the moment I try to forget this existence.

So masokista talaga ako (shabu pa!). But I’m really happy for ex. I thought, kung hindi ko pa siya iniwan noon, marahil ay six years ko na siyang pinaghihintay. I looked around and it was a really great feast and celebration of the joining of two hearts.

At the end of the day I was so proud of myself. Good friends are always happy for your own happiness. And I was really happy for her despite our history. And I was so cool about everything because I had no intention of being a nuisance guest. And I realized that I’ve hardened myself enough to crave attention and insults like a masochistic bitch who so high in shabu that I’m asking to be treated really bad.

Come on! Hit me baby one more time!

Friday, May 10, 2013

Tinimbang Ngunit Kulang


Marami sa mga senatorial candidates ang hindi  nakarating sa demand ng timabangan. But there’s one particular candidate ang kulang na kulang, a nuisance candidate for excellence- NANCY BINAY.

Many of bloggers, journalists, writers at mga political critics ang naiinis kay Nancy Binay. Why? Dahil she’s about to get one of the best things in life without sweating it like others, because she’s obviously over-shadowed by the Binay magic.



She’s been the Vice President’s assistant for many years. I know nothing of her educational background. And all I know about her platform is that she’s advocating the rights and privileges of kids and mothers, like her.

Nanay de pamilya nga sa Senado eh.

Yung iba dumanas ng maraming paghihirap at mga battles sa mga kalsada at sa loob ng mga institusyon. Ang ilan ay nagpakita ng kanilang pagmamahal sa bayan sa pagpapaunlad ng kanilang kapwa at mga komunidad. Si Nancy?

Kung hindi niya kasing galing ang mga ibang pinagpipitagan nating kandidato, bakit isa siya sa mga nangunguna sa surveys? Bakit maraming tao ang isinisigaw ang kanyang pangalan?

It’s not really fair na i-question natin ang kanyang kakayanan o kalayaan na tumakbo sa senatorial race. Walang provision sa Saligang Batas ang pumipigil sa mga katulad niya na tumakbo sa pulitika.

Kung tatakbo siya bilang konsehal, ganun pa rin naman ang itatanong natin- ano ang alam niya?

We hate her because she might win, not because of her intelligence, nor her capacity to deliver, nor even her character. She might win because of her name, and for us, it’s quite unfair for other candidates with unpopular surnames.

No background or whatsoever. Why let her run for a public office? Mabuti pa ay ipahayag na lang natin ang mabubuting gawa at plataporma ng ating mga kandidato kaysa durugin ang kanyang reputation sa ating mga blog.

After all, in 1987 we put in the highest office of the land a woman, a mere housewife who never had any experience in politics, who bore a son who is now sitting in the highest seat of the land noynoying all the way until 2016. Tapos ganyan na lang ang galit natin kay Nancy?



Saturday, May 04, 2013

My Magic 12- Ang Mga Bigatin


I’m not sure if it’s a good idea na ipakita sa publiko ang mga taong ibinoto ko. Sabi nga ‘the vote is sacred’. But I think it’s more like having the option of keeping one’s vote secret and not be obligated by anybody to show one’s preferences. At the same time, mayroon din naman akong kalayaan na ihayag din ang mga taong ibinoto ko.

Maaga ang botohan dito sa abroad. Postal system kasi o di kaya ay puede naming dalhin ang official ballot namin sa Philippine Consulate or Philippine Embassy on a specific date.

Choosing the best is not easy. It’s really a tough balancing act. May mga taong it seems na ok na ok pero questionable ang mga policies at platform, may ilan din na black-listed na sa akin pero pinagbigyan ko pa rin.

So ito ang 12 candidates na tinimbang at mga tunay na bigatin among the 33.

1.      Risa Hontiveros- Maganda ang laban. Maganda din kasi. Nakakatamad nang manood ng Senate debates kung puro pangit na, tapos puro trash talk pa. Apart from the fact na may maganda eh may utak din.



Ibinoto ko siya dahil I have a soft spot for activists, yung mga street parliamentarians. Dati din siyang journalist and then she entered Congress through Akbayan party-list.

Sa Kongreso, ipinasa niya ang Cheaper Medicines Law, CARPER Law, Anti-Prostitution Bill (to the dismay of many bigots and Church-backed macho legislators and their queridas), Gender Balance Bill (for the emancipation of women), and Students’ Rights and Welfare Bill. Isa din siya sa mga important personalities behind the Reproductive Health Bill.

Minsan nakabangga na niya si Miriam noon. Pero I remember during the impeachment trial ni Corona, the dragon-lady commended Hontiveros, pagpapakita na may utak at galing talaga siya.

I think she was also a member of the peace panel talks with the NDF. We need someone who can communicate with adversaries, not some macho military legislator-kuno guy who acts like a negotiator but in fact, he’s a disgraced sloppy diplomat.

She’s running under the administration’s coalition, something that’s so unlikely of an activist. She’s now part of the establishment. Pero sabi nga niya "The establishment is a space to challenge, to push the limists to reform, to transform... Let's transform it in our own image and likeness.”

2.      Teddy CasiƱo- Here’s another street parliamentarian. An activist and a true representative of the minority, this guy from UPLB has been fighting for the rights of the poor and for the progress of the country.  He studied agriculture, kaya mas naiintindihan niya kung paano ma maximize ang potentials ng lupa at natural resources ng Pilipinas.



He authored important laws such as The Public Attorneys Act of 2007 which expanded free legal services for the poor, the Tax Relief Act of 2009 which exempts minimum wage earners from withholding taxes, Rent Control Act of 2009, and Anti-Torture Act of 2009.

Kaunti lang ang absences niya hind katulad ni Enrile Jr. na halos hindi na talaga nagtatrabaho sa Kongreso.

He’s a relentless fighter against corruption and government abuse. Maraming may ayaw sa kanya dahil komunista daw siya. He admitted that he’s a leftist, but his way of reforming the government is not through bullets but through ballots and legislation.

3.      Baldomero Falcone- senatorial candidate of the Democratic Party of the Philippines. He’s a business consultant. He was never elected to any public office. However, he’s active in NGO projects and programs in helping the poor by giving decent jobs and housing to the poor. This is not your typical politician who hands out millions of pesos to non-existing NGOs.



He has a big heart for the people, especially the Visayans, who makes up a considerable fraction of our population. He said in an interview that he wants to be the voice of the Visayans in the Senate. And he has this great idea in mind- SECURITIZATION, which will boost the economy and help provinces to be progressive. Kayo na mag research kung ano yon.

4.      Ricardo Penson- He’s a business executive and a social activist. He is currently the CEO of Ausphil Tollways Co. He’s an advocate against political dynasties in the Philippines. He has formed the Krusada Kontra Dynasty. He said that if he becomes senator, he will push for that bill, and if it fails to become law he will resign. Hmmmm… mabibigat na salita yun ah. He’s also pro-divorce, since he himself is separated four times.



5.      Greco Belgica- I shouldn’t vote for him. He’s an anti-RH Law. His views regarding divorce is questionable (legally and doctrinally speaking, I find his views really unnerving).  He’s a pastor too. I ruled out from my list all candidates who are running with religiously inspired platform.



But I made some exceptions, and out came Belgica. So why him? He’s young-blood and he might bring new ideas and a different perspective in the Senate. He has studied here and abroad from well-known schools. He’s pro-death penalty. And he’s running under the Democratic Party of the Philippines.

He’s also promoting an interesting tax reform that might help the country- FLAT TAX. Lahat ng tax pare-pareho lang. According to him, many progressive European nations have adopted this system. I’m quite sceptical with such reform, pero sige, isabak na natin. We’ve tried many things and reformed the tax system many times. Let’s try something revolutionary.

As track-record, well, dati siyang councillor sa Manila. Okay na rin, at least he has an idea of how the political game is done.

6.      Alan Peter Cayetano- This is what you get in a country where there are a lot of suckers- a list of same old names. But in my opinion, the Cayetano siblings have shown their independence, even though they are a dynasty. Wala na talaga ako mapagpilian. But I like the guy because he has balls. Sino makapagsasabi na tatayo ang lalaking ito to defy something like Enrile the Institution? And as we all have seen, he’s a very scrutinizing senator and have fought bitterly against corrupt officials such as Erap and GMA.



7.      Dick Gordon- His head is full of ideas. When he opens his mouth, well, he talks a lot. He’s a very assertive person, and a very passionate one. I’m voting for him because he is someone who is willing to bring a bill in the Senate floor and stand up for an intelligent debate. He has an impressive track-record dating back from when he became a delegate in the 1971 Constitutional Convention. I see him less of a reformer but more of a builder. He’s a visionary who is eager to build up the nation and set the paths of the people straight. Quite a strong personality.



8.      Ed Hagedorn- Puerta Prinsesa sounded like a legend until Ed Hagedorn came and made this place a real piece of heaven on earth. In an interview with Karen Davila, he admitted many of his dark past- logging, illegal gambling operations. But it seems that he mended his ways by doing everything legal for the sake of Puerto Prinsesa City.



Now he’s one of the best progressive politicians of the country who have become staunch environmentalists. He typifies a kind of leadership that harmonizes environment and development. I think he’s some sort of a trapo too.

I believe he can do a lot in making laws regarding the environment and upgrading the local government.

He admitted that he doesn’t possess sophisticated skills in legislation. But that’s okay. We’ve had two Revillas, a Lapid, a Sotto, a Pacquiao, and an Estrada. He’s a lot better than the macho bloc of the Senate. He just has to make sure na kukuha siya ng isang speech-writer na may imagination, hindi yung may degree mula sa isang sikat na university pero walang alam kundi mangopya ng speech ng ibang tao.

9.      Cynthia Villar- I have put this lady in my black-list. But I gave her another chance and watched an interview with her. And it turned out that apart from the fact that she has a low opinion of ‘room nurses’ and an anti-RH Law, it’s hard to deny that the woman is handing out jobs and opportunities for women, the youth and the poor.



One reason why she got my vote is that she understood the frustrations of OFW’s who are insufficiently supported and inefficiently assisted by the DFA and DOLE. She wants a Department of OFW’s. She is the only candidate whom I have heard to acknowledge the importance of OFW’s as citizens and not mere human exports.

If you go and do a background check sa website ng Congress you will see that she filed bills that favour education, the youth and women, and the poor. She doesn’t live in the shadow of her husband.

10. Edgardo Angara- Again, here’s another dynasty. Forgive me pero wala na talaga eh. Pero wala naman din siguro masama. He was part of the prosecution team during the Corona Impeachment Trial. A very smart guy (studied in UP, Harvard Law School, London School of Economics and Political Science) with good looks as well (oo, bumoto sa pogi para mawala na ang mga panget sa Senado! Hahaha).



As a congressman, 10 of the bills he filed have become laws of the land. He’s also an advocate of educational reform. He was one of the Ten Outstanding Young Men of 2010 for his hard-work in Congress and his advocacy.

11.  Mitos Magsaysay- I hated this woman because she was a pro-administration legislator during GMA’s tenure. She’s anti-RH, anti-divorce, and seems to be investing so much on the Catholic vote (bakit hindi na lang sumama ito sa Kapatiran Party?), so why am I voting for her?

Because she’s a hard-hitting b*tch, a feisty legislator, and a maverick, and she is the ideal senator for the Aquino Administration.



She has proven to be a staunch critic of the President, especially his cabinet officials. I do not trust many of our cabinet secretaries. Kung puro kabarkada nila ang kaharap nila sa mga committee hearings at budget hearings, eh mabilis makakalusot ang mga kagaguhan ng ilan. Since Magsaysay is very keen in scrutinizing them, makakasigurado tayo na itutuwid niya ang mga ‘kakaibang daang matuwid’ ng mga gago sa iba’t-ibang deparments.

12.  Ernesto Maceda- Finding the last candidate was hard. Kasi nga kakaunti ang alternative. Pero kinuha ko na din si Manong. Age shouldn’t be an issue. Matanda man eh may ibubuga pa rin. What else can I say? Maliit pa akong political critter eh naririnig ko na ang pangalan niya. He was a former senate president and during his tenure, maraming batas silang naipasa.



Hard-working and his track-record is not only impressive but also illustrious. In the past, he has set himself apart from tyrants and corrupt. He was a brilliant political figure during the Aquino administration, and an important leader in the succeeding administrations. He was and is known as Mister ExposƩ.

Now Manong wants to come back to the Senate. And I say yes! Let’s put some brains and expertise in the Senate! 

Friday, April 19, 2013

Ang Timbangan


I have set up my own criteria for judging the candidates for the 33 hopefuls in the senatorial race and one party-list. Senators at party-list lang ang puede naming iboto, kaming mga overseas absentee-voters.

Ito ay sa aking opinion lamang. Naglakbay ako sa ibang mga blogs at websites to learn some tips and principles on evaluating candidates. For all concerned bloggers, I encourage you to visit the blog The Rizal Robredo Index (rizalrobredo.blogspot.com). This is an online project of a group of netizens who provided an sample questionnaire on how to judge candidates. I think their questionnaires are exhaustive and helpful also.

Pero dahil nga sa epal ako eh gusto ko din i-customize yung akin.



Very objective ang approach nung index ng RR Index, which is the right thing to do, pero for me, there are certain factors that you must consider na hindi yata nakasama sa index nila, yung tipong ano ang sinasabi ng iyong konsensya, yung opinion ng alter-ego mo, at yung intuition mo pa. Madami lang akong kaartehan no? Hehehehe…


I have two categories- NON-NEGOTIABLES at NEGOTIABLES

CATEGORY 1: NON-NEGOTIABLES

  1. Track-record in public service- ano ang background niya sa public service? May sense ba ang mga proyektong ginawa niya? Ano ang mga naging programa niya? Anong mga batas ang naipasa niya at mga batas na kanyang binigyan ng support?-
  2. Intelligence at educational background- gusto ko sana na ilagay ito sa non-negotiable dahil naniniwala ako na may karapatan at kalayaan din ang isang taong walang pinag-aralan na sumali sa buhay pulitikal ng isang bansa. Tulad ko, elementary graduate lang naman ako at isang hamak na mang-mang, pero pangarap kong maging senador! Pero kung magpapatuloy naman din tayo sa ganito eh baka dumami pa ang mga katulad ni Lapid, Sotto, at Revilla sa Senado. Kaya nga sa pagkakataon na ito gawin na nating non-negotiable ang intelligence at educational background.
  3. Advocacy- Ano ba ang mga issues na tinatayuan niya? Sino ang nais niya i-represent sa Senado at sa Batasan ? Tunay ba siyang nakikiisa sa boses ng mga mamamayan?
  4. Platform- Ano ang nais niyang mangyari at paano niya gagawing possible yun?
  5. Integrity- Ano ang mga pending cases against him/her?

CATEGORY 2: NEGOTIABLE – bakit negotiable? Because I’m ready to consider compromises up to a certain degree.

  1. Political affiliations- Dati bang chacha-dora alla Gloria? Tuta ba dati ni Estrada? O solid na Marcos loyalist? Kailangan alamin kung sino ang mga naging political allies.
  2. Political Dynasty- Member ba ng isang powerful political clan or may posibilidad na mapabilis ang ascenscion to power ng pamilya niya? Negotiable sa akin ito kasi may ilang mga candidates na part ng isang family pero they are totally dependent on their education and passion for their advocacy.
  3.  Age- Of course this is the least. Madami kasi na matanda na eh puede pa. May ilan din na bata pa eh gago na. Pero mainam pa rin ang medyo bata pa dahil hindi pa nababahiran ng karumihan ng pulitika, unless anak ka ng trapo eh maduming madumi ka na talaga.
  4. Religion- I think kailangan din makita kung ano ang view nila regarding sa separation ng Church at State at kung gaano ma-influence ng faith niya ang paggawa niya ng mga policies.

Ganyan lang naman ka-simple ang index ko. Hindi ko na siguro iisa-isahin dahil out of 33, I realized that 20 of them are pure epaloids. So I’m left with 13 candidates to scrutinize.

Simulan na ang pagtitimbang!

Sunday, April 14, 2013

For Your Bleeding Noses Only


Last time I posted an article about politics, several bloggers said that their noses bled. It kind of startled me because their immediate response is to refuse to read further because it’s about politics. Their system refuses to ingest anything about politics. And for me, to know that bloggers of my community are gradually losing interest in current events and the political life of the country is quite alarming.

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I can’t really blame them. The game of politics is just as dirty, as slimy, and as sickening as an STD infested unwashed vagina of a whore. That’s how sickening and disgusting it is- it makes you lose your appetite, even your boner.

Add to that the half-truths of politicians, the secret second lives of certain national leaders, the biased reports and stories of journalists, the whimsical propagandas, the inaccessibility of the public to government documents, and the lack of transparency of the legislature, the transcendental idiocy of show business, and the decline of the general culture of the people. It’s a salad of the ultimate idiosyncrasies of this planet.

So it’s really not that appealing and not easy to digest. Bloggers wouldn’t want to have a spoonful of politics. On the other hand this salad is the primary nourishment for that growing monster called political illiteracy and the staple of incumbent dynasties.

Here's what Bertolt Brecht, the great German dramatist, once said- 

"The worst illiterate is the political illiterate, he doesn’t hear, doesn’t speak, nor participates in the political events. He doesn’t know the cost of life, the price of the bean, of the fish, of the flour, of the rent, of the shoes and of the medicine, all depends on political decisions. The political illiterate is so stupid that he is proud and swells his chest saying that he hates politics. The imbecile doesn’t know that, from his political ignorance is born the prostitute, the abandoned child, and the worst thieves of all, the bad politician, corrupted and flunky of the national and multinational companies

Marami nang ganyan sa bansa natin. Mahirap at mayaman, jologs at coƱos, matanda at bata. In a time when information is available everywhere- internet, TV, radio, broadsheets and tabloids, and blogs- everything can be known by everyone. Internet, above all, has somehow emancipated the mass up to a certain degree.

Thus anybody who has internet access cannot justify his own political illiteracy. Those who have the luxury and privilege to get all kinds of information cannot deny the fact that they now have the duty to ask questions, to be informed, and to inform and educate others.

Filipino bloggers have a higher degree of privilege and responsibility as citizens of the Philippines. Our blogging experience has evolved from writing about our thoughts, petty issues of our lives, and our quirky lifestyles, to the creation of networks of friends and writers, literary competitions, and recently, making a difference not only in the blogosphere and in the literary world, but also in the community. It has brought you all from the ranks of average citizens to exceptional modern day leaders and agents of change of the neighbourhood.

Few days from now elections will be held in the Philippines. We will be choosing 12 new (or the same old) leaders to the Senate. I call on my fellow bloggers to create an atmosphere of awareness and ignite in others a flicker of interest to scrutinize candidates.

I believe that you’re all aware of what’s happening in the country but you’re not willing to discuss something that is exasperating and frustrating. But that’s the point. We have to tell them of our frustration. We have to tell them of our disappointments. This attitude of nonchalance must die in our system. It is a disease that will spread to all our people and it will eventually cripple democracy and justice.

Bloggers, do not be afraid to influence the outcome of the elections by letting people know what they ought to know. Do not be afraid to defy those who are in power. Do not be afraid to ask questions. Do not be afraid to demand answers. Do not be afraid to be at odds with other fellow bloggers and engage in a healthy debate on policies and ideas, instead of bitterly bad-mouthing each other with black propagandas.

Encourage others to go out and vote. Campaign for your candidates, whether you’re supporting the opposition or the administration. Explain to others the importance of scrutinizing politicians. Educate others of the basic political culture of our country. Explain to the youth their role and responsibility as citizens. 

 And finally, bloggers, you must all write. Write about your opinions and your stand on certain issues, at least for once in your lifetime. Write to your mayors and governors. Write to politicians on why you hate them so much, because you have the freedom to do it. Write to organizations and associations who are fighting for justice and freedom and the emancipation of minorities, the poor, women and youth. Write to congressmen and senators personally or collectively.

Do not underestimate the power of the pen. You must realize how powerful words can be. You must understand how much you can influence a generation.

We have seen how internet-users and bloggers scared the sh*t out of those senators who passively approved R.A. 10175 or the Anti-Cybercrime Act that limits the freedom of bloggers. A powerful tool is already in our hands. All you need is a heart with courage to push further and an unwavering faith that despite all the stupidities and the lies and problems we can still have a better government, a better senate, and a glorious Philippines.